Taiwan: Yehliu Geological Park

Action adventure girl and I wanted to head out to the coast one day to see a different view of Taiwan. We didn't have a car and we wanted to have someone actually show us stuff, so we decided to do one of the bus tours we had seen advertised. I guess there are a number of little companies that offer these tours and they all seem to have similar itinerary and costs. We decided to book one through the Concierge at the hotel, both for ease of booking and also because I felt that the hotel would get us a reputable company.

The bus picked us up at the hotel promptly at 9:00. We were in a little 10 person van with a driver and a tour guide. The tour guide spoke English and told us that there were only 2 other people going on this tour and we were going to pick them up over at another hotel. All well and good and we headed the few blocks over. At this point we were running quite a bit early and the other couple were not ready to go yet so my partner and I walked around the other hotel for a while.

The architecture in Taipei (at least in the part of the city where we were) is modern and diverse. Lots of new buildings and lots of stone and glass. Perhaps I haven't been around big new modern cities in a while, but Wow, these are really impressive. And they also had a unique style about them. A difference from what I am used to seeing in western buildings. I was trying to classify it somehow and define the.... well the oriental style of what is basically an office building. With Taipei 101 it is pretty easy to identify the difference. The many stages of the sky scraper are designed to look like the roofs of the ancient Chinese (and Japanese) pagoda style buildings. I realized that many of the buildings have this unique roof styling that make them stand apart from their western counterparts. Even many of the mid rise condo buildings I saw had this unique and attractive manner.

Upon returning to our van we met the couple that would be touring with us. Two older Taiwanese ladies. They were both visiting from the states but had both originally come from Taiwan. They were very polite and thanked us for “letting them join our adventure”. They spoke English pretty well but the tour guide still did the tour in English and Chinese.

And we were off.

I think there must be a course of study and a test required to be a tour guide. Lots of little things you have to learn and you have to be able to talk on and on to amuse your customers. Our tour guide talked a lot about the area and the weather and so on for the hour it took us to get to the coast. Mostly in Chinese. This was OK with me as we were in the back of the van and couldn't really hear well. The first city we visited was a big commercial port and fishing town. The navy had some vessels there as well. We went up to a large Buddhist shrine up on the hill that afforded a good view of the port. There was a big budha up there also, surrounded by a number of lesser gods that guarded the big guy. It was a very funny place. Here is this very sacred area set up for the worship of their deity, and even as I watched, local merchants were setting up for the day. There were lots of carny type games and rides being set up. I was very fond of the electric rideable Panda. Only 50 NTD in the slot by the neck !!

 

A Wishing Well

An Electric Wishing Well

Riding the Panda

Inside the building was the business section of the religion. Here is where you could get the priests to pray for you to get the job done. They were very efficient about it. You would pay money to buy a little prayer sign. This tiny sign was put on a big rotating light column with all of the other little prayers and it would spin slowly around and automatically pray for you. The ready adaptation of technology to the appeasement of the gods was heartening. There were also a set of prayer sticks one could throw. The arrangement of the sticks when they landed determined if the gods were for or against the endevor that you held in your mind at the time of the throw. I think you also had to pay the right amount for their favor. Sounds a bit like Vegas.

Prayer Tower

A close up of the individual prayer slides

Once done there we got back in the van and headed north up the shore to the main attraction of this little trip. At the town of Yehlui there is a unique geological area caused by the ocean and wind eroding an area of different hardness of stone. The softer underlying sandstone wears away to leave large, head shaped toppings. The Taiwanese are very poetic and have named most of these stones for what they may look like if you are standing at the right position. Perhaps you have to be standing at the right position right at dusk. A half bottle of Bushmills might also assist. Anyway, they have names like, “The Majestic Queen”, or “The Little Princess” or “The Bison”. From the pictures in the flyer we had seen, these mighty stones must stand like 50 feet tall. I was looking forward to seeing them.

But first we had to drive along the shore and see the sites that waited for us there. Two interesting things.

First, the fishing boats. Lots of lots of 60 or 70 foot vessels. Not really set up for nets or anything. Perhaps doing hand line or hand net fishing. But arranged all around the boats at just over head height are hundreds of huge incandescent light bulbs. These bulbs are the size of a gallon milk bottle and are clear glass. They must really light up the surface of the ocean at night. I think they are for squid fishing. Here are some pictures.

Yeah, a little blurry. I think that is the window of the Van.

Second: The artificial breakwaters. There were all made out of giant cement Caltrops . You know Caltrops? (not to be confused with Trollops, though both have anti-infantry uses). I am talking about the 4 spiked gizmos that are made to strew in the path of your enemy to puncture their tires or feet. No matter how they fall, there is a spike up. These were the size of half a Volkswagen and seemed to be made to be dumped off of a boat and fall such that they would easily interlock and stay together to be built up into a seawall. They were pretty cool.

Caltrops from Amazon.com

Giant Freudian Caltrops

Third: (ok, 3 interesting things). The seafood vendors. If you catch fish, you should sell fish. The main street at the little town we got to was lined with seafood restaurants and fish mongers. And the front of these establishments were crowded with large aquariums filled with live food. Sort of like the Lobster you might see at the Safeway back home, but here it was much more exotic. I saw one big tank filled with one big octopus. I wonder if he was really for sale and if so, would people just take him home to eat. Not that I am knocking eating Octopus. When I lived on Guam, my friends and I would often snorkle out to the reaf with our spears and bring home a giant octopus or two. Giant Octopus is a great thing to bring home in a bag for your mother if you are a 13 year old boy.

Yes, a 7-11

The entrance to the Geological park was a big deal. It had a lot of signage saying things like “Entrance to Geological Park”. It also had a lot of people. And now we come to the first bad part. I guess if you live in a crowded island nation and you go to a unique geological park on a particularly sunny and beautiful weekend day in late fall you are going to have a lot of people there with you. The large parking lot out front was filled with scores of the large tour busses and there were.... like thousands of people going in and out of the park. The park turns out to be the peninsula attached to this town and you have about a 10 minute walk to get from the entrance (ticket please) to the actual geological park part. First thing you walk by is artificial replicas of the most famous rocks (The Queen) made to like half or quarter scale. Strange. Why would you look at this little thing when the real thing is just a few hundred yards away? Let's go.

I wonder what that sign says.

There is a cement walkway all the way out to the little peninsula, so at last got to see the stones. Second bad thing. Those replicas? Actual size. Not 50 feet tall, but maybe 20 feet tall. Not huge and awe inspiring but small and... cute? Still very interesting however. Still very pretty. Also, if you looked at the stone at your feet you could see a lot of ancient sand dollar fossils coming out of the stone. Now we get to see the marvel of this place. These rocks have been standing for thousands of years and no one has ever come out and cut them down and carted them of to their home land. Perhaps the Japanese didn't see them during their occupation.

Fossil Sand Dollar. 10 meters across.

You also find out that the Taiwanese seem to consider most signs as sort of advisory. So the “Stay on Path. Do not Walk On Rocks” signs that are everywhere? Those are for the tourists, the real taiwanese can just walk right up and stand on the signs for a better view. When the security guards runs up to you and starts yelling at you to get on the path, you just tell him, “sure, in a minute, can't you see I am taking a picture?”

She is standing on the "don't stand here" sign.

Personally, I think that most of the rocks should have been named things like, “Semi Flacid Phalus” and “Hard Love”. But, I will let you be the judge. Well, I will put the local names on the ones that I know.

The Queen

You can sort of see the layering that causes this feature.

another angle on the Queen

This is just a cool pattern in the rock.

"Young Lover's Nipple"

"Lonely Woman's Friend"

PacMan

Man with Lucky Wife

"Plumber Addressing Leak"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Tries Skydiving

Woman with Lucky Husband. And a bunch of rocks.

Memories of Taiwan: Wulai

Wulai

One day during our recent visit to Taiwan we decided to head out to a natural hot springs area that is south of the city in the local mountains. This area is known for it's hot spring baths (both public and private) and for the aboriginal arts and foods that can be found. There is also the highest waterfall in Taiwan and a cable car that goes up to a resort area that is at the top of the falls. What could be better?

The town is called Wulai.

My action adventure partner has been touring Taiwan for the last week whilst I slaved over a hot computer, so she has mastered the art of riding the Taipei public transportation and saying “Thank you” in Taiwanesse (Shey Shey? Shin Shin? Sho Sho? It changes each time as far as I can tell). She has already tried one expedition out to Wulai but the team didn't get to make the final ascent up the waterfall cliffs due to equipment failure which lead to the injury of one of the team leaders and an emergency evacuation. Hey. That sounds like a good story, I think I will mix it into this one.

Wulai is way up this windy 2 lane road in the local mountains. You can take the public bus (number 849) up there and you can ride the MRT from our hotel to the bus station. You have to change MRT trains a couple of times but we are experienced at that from our Night Market and dinner outings. No problem. Especially as long as we have our MRT pass. What is that? You don't have an MRT Pass? You don't even know what an MRT pass is? You don't even know what MRT is? I see.

An Elevated Rail part of the MRT. 

MRT is “Metro Rapid Transit”. Not sure what that translates into in English, but it is what the Taipei citizens call the local light rail/subway and bus system. To ride the bus you need a pre-paid multi-pass (which can also be used to board the trans-light to Fhloston Paradise). The multipass is a plastic card. You pay $100 NTD for a blank card and then you can fill it up at the nice machines that are at the entrances to the MRT train sites. The cards are NFT (Near Field Technology) and you just have to put them near the appropriate reader for them to work. A common transaction would be:

1. Walk up to the fare machine.
2. Put your Multi-Pass on the flat area that says “Put Multi-Pass Here”
3. The machine will tell you how much money is on the card.
4. Load a couple of $100NTD bills into the convenient slot.
5. The machine will says “Wait while card is loaded”
   1. Actually it says “等待卡装” unless you remembered at step 1.1 to change the language to English.
   2. So go back and do that.
6. You wait.
7. Machine finishes and you now have the same card but with more NTD !!
   
   

   

   You can get you Multi-Pass here. No. Wait. This is a AED

The other cool thing about the Muti-pass is that not only does it work on the city trains and busses, you can also use it at many stores. We saw a Multi-pass reader at a 7-11 (which are like EVERYWHERE).  I guess this makes it particularly easy for your high school student to accidently spend his bus money on a slurpee, but that is not my problem. My problem is getting us all on the train to Wulai. Now when you go to enter into the secured zone of the train, you tap your card at the turnstile reader and it lets you in. When you get to your destination, you tap your card on the exit turnstile and it charges your card the pittance it costs to ride that fabulous system and you walk out smiling and happy into the light of a new day.

On this particular well lit new day we already have our loaded multi-passes and we just jump right on the Red line and we are off. We change to the Green line and now we have about a 20 minute ride out to the bus station. The trains in Taipei are very nice and clean. They can get crowded during the rush hour but at the time we were going (around 9:00) things are pretty quiet and we get a seat without even having to take one of the priority seats reserved for Old People, Pregnant Ladies, and westerners that can't fraking read the signs. Ok, most signs are repeated in English so it is actually pretty easy to know where to not sit and when to get off of the train and such.

Wulai is a popular destination. The bus doesn't run all that often (at this time of day) and that same bus handles all of the local traffic for people that live along the river that is flowing down from Wulai. Remember, Wulai is in the mountains and has a big waterfall and hot springs, so a river has to flow down out of it. This also explains the twisty road. But I digress. The bus is full. We get to stand for the first half of the ride. Make sure you hold on to a bar or strap or something because of the aforementioned twisty road.

Some guy on the bus.

It is about a 30 minute ride up the mountain but we eventually come to the end of the road and get out to walk into the town of Wulai proper. Wulai is billed as a place where the local Taiwanese indigineous peoples live. These were the islanders that were there before the mainland Chinese settled. They have their curious hunting and dressing traditions wrapped up and ready for sale to the casual tourist. The main street is lined with little shops selling local food and “hand made” items. We were told that the area has a reputation for selling quality and hand made items at reasonable rates. To me it looked like a somewhat run down tourist trap. Lots of people visiting, most of them were Taiwanese. The main street is semi-closed to traffic (motor bikes only) and it goes through the little town and crosses the river and then comes to the road that leads up to the waterfall area.

A very pretty Canyon.

Back during the Japanese occupation of Taiwan (the Japanese occupied pretty much everything in the far east for a while there) this area was a timber production site. There was a little logging train railroad that was built up the hill to the waterfall, and from there a cable system would bring supplies up and cut lumber down from the mountain. We were going up the mountain on the new improved people moving cable car. The small gauge lumber train railroad has been modified to carry passengers (for a fee) up and down the hill. The many advertisements (and web sites) that I researched in my constant search for veracity called it an “electric railroad”, but it was really a little gas bus rail road. There were 4 or 5 of these little gas powered enginees pulling about 3 cars each that would zoom right up and down the hill. Keep you arms and legs inside the fraking vehicle for Gods Sake.

The "electric" train.

We made a little bit of a wrong turn and ended up walking up the car road that runs parallel and below the rail road. “This must have been the streed that we rode the Ambulance down” says my partner.

The what?

Flashback to 4 days ago. I was out in New Taipei City attending some meetings with a big electronics company (I can't name names, but their initials are QUANTA). We had driven somewhat more into the sticks to eat at this famous establishment with a nice river view. I sat down to eat with my 8 associates and I happened  to check my phone to see if I had received any texts from my partner. I new that she and another person (the partner of an associate of mine also at lunch) had headed off to Wulai for the day and I was wondering how they were doing. I hadn't heard my phone ding cause I had the bell turned off for my meetings.

The last text message was shown on the front of the phone. It said:

“We're in the ambulance, out of the mountains, and into the city”

WTF? What is going on? What ambulance? Is my honey hurt? How bad is she hurt. I quickly log in and scroll up to find:

“Bernice fell and broke her wrist. We're at the waterfall in Wulai. Called a cab. We need to know what hospital to go to.”

and then after that (and a 20 minute later time stamp)

“We're at: Cardinal Tein Hospital”

I texted back that I was getting messages and had told Bernice's husband Bob.

"Good, the radius is broken and they're recommending Surgery."

At this point, as you can imagine, the lunch broke up some with Bob jumping in a cab with one of our hosts and going off to assist. (Oh, and a special note to Bob and Bernice. Yes, I know you aren't really named Bob and Bernice. I have not forgotten your names. I'm just using blog anonymity. Same reason I call my partner “my partner” and not..... oh oh.... almost slipped there )

And now, back to the present.

We reach the place on the road right under the cable car cables, where the train drops people off. “See that bench there?” says my partner, “That is where Bernice fell”. (see how my partner also calls here "Bernice"?) She had stood on the park bench to get a better view of the waterfall and the bench had pulled out from it's anchor and tipped over, landing her on her wrist and winning her a ride in the local “wah wah”. According to Action Adventure Girl, “wah wah” is what you call a ambulance (with a siren) if you are a nice helpful local person and you don't speak what ever it is gibberish language that the strange women that climb on benches speak. The broken bench was still there, 4 days later. It was still broken. Hell, it was still tipped over on it's front. It did have the addition of some yellow “Danger” tape draped around it. 

 I checked out the cement that had anchored the feet. It was rotten. I looked up and saw a couple of other of the benches now also had the warning tape on them. Preventive maintenance. Wasn't it nice of those American women to call this menace to our attention?

By the way. That comment about rotten cement? Probably Foreshadowing.

So up a flight of very steep and strangely slanting stairs to the gondola station. By strangely slanting I mean they went up in zig zags. How to explain. Imagine that the stairs go straight up a steep hillside. But the path wanders a bit. So instead of turning corners and putting in switchbacks, you just extend the sides of the stairs right or left and make the railing stay in the middle. It means you can't walk straight down the steps, you have to walk sideways. Seemed very awkward to my sore knee. I wish I had a picture to show you but I can't find one. 

We grab a seat in the gondola. It goes like every 15 minutes and is a 2 minute ride to the top. You get a nice view of the town and river. The waterfall turns out to be rather small stream that feeds into the main river. It is sort of the local Multnomah Falls. (would you like a Gondola to carry you up to the top of Multnomah falls?).

I also got the very distinct feeling that the Gondola was a time machine that carried us back in time to the 50's. Cause at the top was this resort. Or perhaps a place that had once been a resort. Or a place that had been built in the 50's to be a high class resort but they hadn't used the best materials.....

A lot of old stuff around.

Have you ever been to one of those places, like on highway 66, that was built by some mom and pop establishment to show off the worlds biggest ball of twine? They had their heyday in the 50s and then went all to hell when the interstate when through? It felt like that. Not sure where the local interstate is though. The place is still operational. There is a little hotel and a restaurant up there, and there is a little pond where you can rent a little rowboat and paddle around (oh, don't go that way, that is the waterfall, you know). But everything is old and out of repair. And Fraking slippery. But there were some very pretty sites. A nice little shrine or two. A beautiful coy pond. But there was also a lot of strangeness. What word do you use for total incongruous things all mixed together? Oh yeah, incongruous.

 

For instance?

For instance, you get off of the gondola. You get your map at the little information stand, you walk up the steps to the main (once road) path that leads up to the hotel, and right there nestled into the side of the mountain is one of those little romantic 2 person, single car at a time, scare me track rides like you might find set up at a mobile town carnival or state fair. So strange. It was put in such that it looked somewhat organic with the mountain, and now overgrown with moss and fern. There was a little old chinese man at the little gate getting the cars queued up for riders, “Very Fun Ride”, he assured us. We smiled and moved on.

Scary Carny Ride built into the hillside.

The next thing we came across was a nice modern jewelery shop. On a ledge overhanging the river. Well lit and selling more of the coral jewerly you see in the nicer tourist areas. Incongruous.

So now we get to the little dam that creates the little pond for the little rowboats. It is very pretty. Green ferns and red arch bridges. Pretty little hotel/restuarant. We cross over the river to the area that is labeled something like “Aquatic Park”.

Yes. You probably read that right. Unless you read “Aquaman Ark”,  then you read it wrong.

A really bad water slide

Perhaps come back in the summer.

The Aquatic park was a medium sized and very empty pool. It looked like it had been empty for a couple of decades (though it wasn't full of dirt so I was probably wrong on that). There were some old signs indicating that it was open in the summer, but I am somehow doubtful. Around the corner we came to a set of romantic one room bungalos and a stack of old air conditioners. There were train tracks leading to the airconditioners. Evidently this is then the current terminus of that old abandoned logging rail road. From here it goes down hill through parts that are too muddy to hike to the gondola and then takes to the air on down to the town.

The end of the train tracks.

At that same air conditioner site is a trail leading up to the “Aboriginal Adventure Challenge”. And what is the nature of this challenge, you might ask? Well, right off, the trail was so slippery that I couldn't go up it without holding on the railing. (luckily we don't need to use the cement foreshadowing here) and once at the top we found a sort of low ropes obstacle course. It looked like it had been put in by the boy scouts a few season ago and then forgotten. The idea (from what we could make of local signage and our brochure) was to recreate the life of an aboriginal hunter, teaching you the skills of bow making, archery and such. In the process, they would get you in prime aboriginal hunting shape by sending you through the many challenges of the ropes course. Like, for instance, this rope bridge across the rocky stream. Hey, let's do that. Let's cross the bridge. There are only a few slats missing. My partner let me cross first, she is so nice !!

Take The Aboriginal Challenge !

 

On the other side there was more mud and slippery so we didn't want to continue up. But there was this rope and pulley seated zip line sort of thing back across. Not that long. Not that zippy. Not all that completely safe looking. My partner once again encouraged me to go first. I sat down in the metal swing seat and tried to figure out how to operate the thing. A young woman was over on  a simlar contraption to our right. She was bringing her kids across by pulling on the guide rope. She saw me and rushed over to make sure I had my seatbelt on and knew which rope to pull on to slow my crossing. This sort of thing happens a lot in Taiwan. She was not a staff person or anything like that. She was just a local person out on an adventure and she rushed over to make sure the obvious visitor (perhaps, obvious grandfather) was OK. Very nice people in Taiwan.

The trip back across the river was pretty short and exciting. I was afraid that I was going too fast and was going to be smashing into the other side, but it slowed at the end and I ended up just giggling a bit. Action Adventure girl followed and we decided we had seen enough.

Back down the gondola, and ride the little train to the bottom and we are in the town. 

We decide we need lunch and we stop in one of the many little spa's that do lunch and private hot springs tubs. The room we had included a big soaking tub and a little cold plunge tub. And a shower. Some of the bigger, nicer rooms have a view of the river and a king size bed. No idea what the bed is for.

Our Little Hot tub room

This is the spa from the outside. 

I was not overly impressed with the quality of the water that came from the springs into our tub. Even ignoring the cigarette butt that came out when we first turned it on, it just didn't have that sulferous smell that I associate with hot springs or give that silky skin feeling on submersion. It was very hot, however. And it was very relaxing to soak and then take the cold plunge (I only screamed like a little girl the first time). After an hour of that, you feel very lazy and drained. Perhaps that bed is for a nice nap at this point. We had no bed, so we made our way back across the big bridge and through the town. It was around 4:00 at this point and things had really heated up in the town. Lots and Lots of people, most standing in long lines to get a chicken on a stick or some other delicacy from a local vendor. Lots of people, all in a good mood and having fun. As we left the little town I saw the thing I had missed on the way in, a large parking garage. And lots of (rather nice) cars queued up to go in and park. (See what I did there? I used “queued” twice in the same blog (Hey, Three Times !!)). So, a weekend dinner and fun destination for the car owning city crowd of Taipei. Cool.

We caught the bus down the hill with the rest of the non-car crowd. Even more crowded. We waited in a LONG line (for the second bus, but now running every 10 minutes) and we stood, pretty much held up by our fellow travelers, all the way down the hill. My hands were tired from gripping the bar on the curves.

The last time down the mountain, Action Adventure Girl was in the back of an Ambulance.

FLASHBACK:

So after Bernice fell, and her wrist was obviously broken, they needed help. They wanted to call a cab but didn't know how to say that or what number to dial (the number is 119). The locals came out to help and when they saw the right-angle wrist they called the ambulance (the “Wah” Wah” come soon). The ambulance came pretty quickly (turns out there is a back way to the gondola area that cars can drive) and they were easily loaded up and transported to the local hospital for reasonably quick emergency room service. And now we come to the lesson learned. Always carry with you a couple of hundred dollars (American) in local currency. Why? Because you have to pay for medical services as you receive them. And they don't take VISA. The good news is that the charges are pretty damn reasonable. Trip down the mountain in a WahWah? $30 USD. Xrays? $10 US. Getting quick help in a foreign land? Priceless.

New Year's Eve Snow Shoe

Where have I been?

It is suddenly winter. Christmas is done. The last day of the 2014 is upon us.

My son says this is our last chance to do things this year.

Last chance to dance in the street (this year).

Last chance to adventure (this year).

Last chance to eat a Christmas Cookie (this year).

For the Active Adventure Team, last chance for ADVENTURE THIS YEAR !!.

THERE WOULD NORMALLY BE A NICE MAP OF THE AREA HERE BUT THE NEW GOOGLE MAPS JUST SUCKS TOO MUCH TO USE. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

So we are off to Mount Hood for the 5^th annual Fire and Ice New Year's Extravaganza. Later tonight, my Partner (Action Adventure Girl) and I are going to meet with the rest of the AAT at White River Snow Park and hope that there is enough snow to do some snow shoeing off into the wilderness where we will have a little bonfire and ring in the new year. If we are lucky, we will see fireworks out over the mountain. Each of the different ski resorts evidently have them.

For now, a few families have rented a very nice ski cabin in Government Camp and we have the heat cranked up and are expecting a very cold night. We will cook dinner and eat and then start the bundling up process for tonight's frigid adventure. We are expecting temperatures around 16 degrees.

Now, for those of you who are internet anthropologists and are reading through this 200 years in the future, as you search through the terabytes of useless blog data that was generated by useless bloggers I will tell you a few things. At this time, we are still at the start of global warming and so there is still snow (pretty much all year) on the tops of the tallest volcano mountains in the Pacific Northwest. The city of Portland is still 60 miles away from the ocean and the metropolitan area of Seattle is still above sea level. The population of the planet had decided to stop using fossil fuels and switch to solar and solve the whole environment crisis problem but some idiot in the midwest inventing Fraking (the other kind) which led to gas prices dropping by 50% and now we would rather buy Ford F250 trucks and put off saving the planet for the next generation. Sorry about that.

Government Camp.

Called this from the …. well..... federal government camp that was established here during the depression to do various construction projects, notably Timberline Lodge. Now, though this is a really nice and fancy rental cabin we are staying at, it doesn't have internet, which means that I can't actually check the veracity of any of the facts I just typed. But I am sure they are true.

There is also a Government Camp in California. Copy Cats.

Hey, it turns out I was wrong, though I like my answer better. It was evidently called that because a bunch of wagons were abandoned there by the Army when they tried to move a bunch of supplies through to Oregon City a little too late in the season and their Oxen died.

I like my version better.

Mt Hood from Government Camp

Cold out tonight. In my partner's words “So Freaking Cold”. She took the first picture of the night as we drove out to the launch point at White River (West) Snow Park. 10 degrees. Brrr. But crystal clear glorious evening with a big bright moon (evidently obscuring a comet). We met at 9:30 in the very large snow park parking lot. There were 2 other groups of explorers but we looked to be the only ones with any intention of leaving the lot. One of the other groups had a camp fire going with their cars parked across it, smokey fumes of Washington wafting festively across the packed snow to us. Chip has been doing this Fire and Ice hike for 6 years now and he has his gear load well defined. He makes a sort of clam shell gear carrier out of a snow sled saucer and a portable fire ring. In the center goes wood and champagne and then he tows it up the hill. What a guy.

Freaking Cold (in the car)

These guys are showing me where a comet is. But you can see the sled back yonder;

The Intrepid explorer before he got out into the wind and put on two more layers. (Editor's note:
And the fireworks in the background)

Trudging up the hill in the moonlight and snow is one of those rare transcendental moments. No crowds, no cars, no noise. Well, no noise when you hold still. When you hold still you can hear the river running in the gully and the wind blowing softly through the trees. When you don't hold still all you can hear is the rather loud scrunching of the snow under your snow shoes. Scrunch Scrunch. Up the hill we went. Usually I worry about getting too hot when going up hill, but not tonight. Weather bug is telling us it is -3, apparently with the slight breeze. We really need to find a place to get out of the wind before we stop. We will be too cold to stop otherwise.

About 30 minutes up the hill we get to a little sled bowl. During the day time this entire area will be full of little kids on little plastic sleds. Each tearing down the hill at questionable rates. That Hill over there will have 10 individual sled paths, each with a parent at the bottom of the glide to stop their kids from careening out into the main walking area. But tonight all is quiet, and we find a place on the other side of a ridge to duck out of the wind. The place we chose had been a little smashed down by some previous group, but we stomped around some more and then dug a little ditch for our foot rest and sat right down and got the fire going.

Out of the wind, with the fire lit, the cold wasn't too unbearable. Not sure I could ever warm up to the idea of bringing a tent out to someplace like this and spending the night. I would certainly need a better sleeping bag and a thicker mattress. One of the things I have learned about on coming to Oregon (and the mountains) is this idea of needing insulation from the ground in order to be able to keep yourself warm in the winter. There is an insulation rating system for these things (or course). I was very surprised to find out that a normal air mattress, even one of those great big nice areo-bed things, is only an insulation quotient of 1. This is essentially the same as sleeping on the ground. Since the weight of your body crushes the down in you bag to nothing, if you only have a 1 insulation between you and the ground (or the snow) then you will not be able to generate enough heat during the night to keep yourself warm. You need a trapped air mattress. There are a lot of them on the market these days that range around greatly in portability and cost. One of those egg shell foam mattresses that you see boy scouts carrying strapped to the outside of their packs is one of the cheapest (and perhaps most comfortable). Those ring in at around 2-3. The self inflating but compressible foam mattresses are little better (and much easier to pack) at 3-4. They also have the ultra expensive super hiking models, I see them in the 5-6 range. If you want things much warmer than that, you get into the big heavy can't really carry on your back sort of thing. But hey, the R ratings are additive, so you can bring along two mattresses, perhaps a closed cell and a self-inflating. Give you a R of around 6, and you could use the foam as a sled in a pinch.

It is very beautiful and serene to sit around in the freezing cold in front of a roaring fire, that is until the wind shifts and you get hot ash blowing sparks on your expensive Gortex jacket and plastic pants. The last thing I want is little holes burned in my tech stuff. But when you jump up to put yourself out and move to a safe place on the other side of the fire, you remember why you were wearning snow shoes and why Chip advised you not to take them off because you post hole down do your thighs in the snow.

So we had a little champagne and some s'mores and then put out the fire and packed it all back down the snowy river embankment to the parking lot.

Editor's note:  The female adventurers were cold once we stopped.  Not just a little cold, but oh my god, get out the emergency hand warmers and wait frantically until they started working cold.  And if your knee hurts, and you decide that laying in the snow is a good idea, so you can elevate it (the PT always says elevate and ice after exercise, but my god, it's 10 degrees out in the snow, so we'll skip the ice), then don't think you can just walk over there and lay down.  'Cause Jon is right, you'll sink right up to your hip in the snow.  Which will make your already sore knee very mad at you, and might make you a little grouchy with the rest of the AAT.  Just sayin.  

Just as a foot note: The next afternoon my partner and I returned with various parts of our families for a warmer sunny day outing. We had some snow shoes and some sleds and some cross country skiis and everyone just did stuff with the snow for a few hours. White River is definitely a great place for this kind of outing. Lots of parking. Lots of people. Some good sledding hills for kids, but also it is pretty easy to get off into the trees for a little snow shoe or some cross country skiing. Check it out.



 

Halloween Scare-O-Paddle

Halloween Scare-O-Paddle

Paddling at night can be an unworldly experience. Paddling on Halloween with a bunch of lit up goblins and monsters can be positively otherworldly.

Julie, the leader and founder of the Kayak Portland Meet-up, is trying to get a tradition going for a “end of the season” group paddle. In this case, “end of the season” is to mark the turn from “Ok to be out in warm clothes” to “Geeze dude, you really need emersion gear to be out”. Halloween happens to be a good time of the year for this occasion, and it doesn't hurt that it is OK to go a little crazy with personal and boat decorations on that day. Well, Night.

This year the Pre-Halloween Saturday night paddle got postponed due to rain and wind and so we re-scheduled for the next weekend (which was November 1). Extra bonus for being the day after Trick O Treating, the Pumpkins are all free at the grocery store! The group event was scheduled to start at 6:00 (right at sunset) and my kayak partner and I got there way early (a first). What did we see? Not only were a bunch of friends cars were already there, but our friends and their Kayaks were already gone. What the? Well, there were other people still showing up and unloading and putting on custumes and such so we were pretty sure we were on time.

And then our friends came up out the water. They did not look like monsters from the lost lagoon. They just looked like tired people in dry suits. They had been up to something. In fact, half of the “senior staff” of the meetup were too tired after their pre-paddle setup activities to go on the actual paddle. So sad. But the rest of us were going, and now we knew that there was something special out there...... waiting.

Turns out we had something special that we had all brought with us. Everyone had gotten into the dress up spirit of the event and had either brought a costume to wear (Bill had a particularly good green nose) or had decked out their boat in lights and spiders and balloons.

My Partner in Adventure Appropriate Gear. 

I don't think I need to fuzz the faces for this posting

Not at all sure what this is..... but I like it.

The battery powered LED lighting technology has improved greatly over the last decade or so. You can get a string of (essentially Christmas) lights that are power off of a few AA's that will burn for hours and hours. You can also get cheap individual “Finger lights” that will burn many hours. My partner used the finger lights that she twist tied to safety lines on her new Valley kayak. They were left over from our Trick or Treat evening. We gave them out to the Princesses and Ninja instead of Candy at our house. My partner said that this was doubly good because not only did we contribute less to the Obesity of American Children, but we had no left overs sitting around at our place to contribute to the obesity of...well.... us. We did have leftover finger lights, however.

My glowing Rear Boat

I had gone on a different line. A few years ago I was experimenting with the perfect portable lighting to carry on camping trips. I had come across these 5 meter strips of LED lights. You can order them from Ebay (or Amazon) for like $10. They are 12 volt strips and I cold plug them into the 12V multi-function car jumper and tire inflator and air mattress inflator that I carry when I go car camping. Instant Decorative campsite lights !! And hey, says here they are waterproof and self adhesive. Now if I just had a waterproof 12V power source. Well, on a different occasion, I was experimenting with built in water pumps to clear the water out of my kayak after flipping over. I had built a power source out of some AA batteries in a 8-battery (12 volt) configuration that I had placed in a waterproof hardbox with a switch on the outside. Hmmmm. The self adhesive lights went right on to the slick surface of my Eddyline journey. Since they were waterproof, I placed them to be just below the waterline. I thought it would look cool if they lit up the water. The power supply goes in it's usual space, hooked to the velcro patch behind my seat. I was a little worried that “waterproof” might not mean what I think it does and that either the lights would pull off the boat (and get tangled on a log and then pull me under) or just refuse to stay lit. But everything sure looked good upside down in my Garage the night before!

My partner was itchy to get out on the water and paddle her new boat (It evidently spontaneously bought itself on Wednesday evening) so I had to hustle some to get out on the water. We had also been put in charge of making sure that no one started up the river ahead of the group. Unclear if this was a “paddle in the dark” safety thing or just a “don't ruin the suprise” thing. Either way, twilight was good and secure by the time that we all grouped up for a safety lecture and the 11 of us brave explorers headed up the Willamette river toward the narrows. Oh, Sorry, I meant to say, Set out on our hazardous journey into the threatening maw of the Haunted Narrows.

It can be fun to paddle at night. Things look different in the dark. Most people have gone home (where things don't eat them) so things are quiet. Misleadingly serene. Off on the east shore of the river, a freight train blows it whistle. Overhead the last of the Geese wing buy looking for a safe haven for the night. The spooks are becoming restless and they peer at you from the darkening shore. The stump monsters stir up from the deeps. They reach their branchy arms up and a kayaker has to be careful to avoid their embrace. You have to be especially careful if you have lit you kayak up like a fraking search light and so ruined you night vision. I had least had enough foresight (earned from a previous boat lighting experience) to only light up the read half of my boat. So I could at least see a little in front of me.

About a mile from the boat landing at West Linn is the islands and waterways that define the Narrows. This is the same place that the club went to a few weeks ago for the Willamette River-keepers cleanup day. In fact, we were going to the same campsite that my team had cleaned up that day. So it was just like that day only raining, cold, dark, and the river was up and the current was flowing. It would have been scary except all of the boats had all of the festive holiday lighting. Then, out of the gloomy water ahead, a light loomed. What was that? Sort sort of floating gremlin trying to attract us with his eiry light? No, it was a special signal jack-o-lantern that had been placed to mark a large raft of logs and growing plants and other debris that had been washed out of the narrows by last weeks heavy rains. Julie said that it had been anchored there and she marked it some people would be careful of the ropes running over to the shore and secure the 40 foot long menace to navigation.

Fairy Lights (by Kerry)

Shortly after that decorate obstacle we came to the side channel that goes up the west side of the islands. Now we see the cool part. Both sides of the channel have been marked, every 100 feet or so with lights and pumpkins. Some one explained to me that they were PAN devices. Pumpkin Aids to Navigation. It was like we had our own port to the fairy world, lit with the magic of our friends hard work.

We paddled up the channel and the increasing current flow. Some boats had a tough time getting up that stream and we all got strung out a bit. This is one of the problems with trying to do something like this for a group event. The age, strength, fitness and boat type of each participant comes into play at about this time. The long boats are easier to paddle then the short boats. The right side of the channel has much less current than the left side. So the more experienced people were up front and waiting at the turn and some others were in the dark moving water wondering if they should turn around and head home. And anytime conditions are a little more unusual like that, there is the greater danger of flipping over and needing a rescue from the cold water. No rescues required tonight though. We all came back together at the cut through to the other side of the island, and we swooshed through to the rocky muddy beach that was all lit with up with those solar powered yard lights.

We did have some challenge there. It was dark and it had just rained and there wasn't enough room for everyone to get out of their boats at the same time. We putted around a little waiting our turns. One person did take a quick plunge (kayaks can be a little unstable right at get in and get out time) but soon enough we were all up on the shore trying to get a campfire lit so we could get warm and roast marshmallows and such. Since I was there a couple of weeks ago for the cleanup, someone had come and dumped a bunch of shipping pallets there on top of a big plastic ground sheet. For firewood? Must have been brought in using a big boat, certainly didn't float there by themselves. Oh well, we will just burn a little of it up. It is really hard to light freshly rained on wood. Luckily I had my little stick stove and the Goblin with the big nose had some white gas. Took a bit but we had a nice little fire.

Ghouls making fires (by Julie)

Spooks by the Fire (by Julie)

Then we all talked halloween. Did you know that there are “Trick Or Treat Destination” towns? Silverton is evidently the place to go around here. A couple of the kayakers live there and said they had over 300 little monsters demanding candy last night. They said that people were bringing kids in “by the pick-up truck full”. These were evidently people “From Salem”. Not sure why that was funny, but most people were chuckling. There were so many little goblins out roaming the streets that traffic through the town (there is really only one road) was stopped by all of the random street crossing. Silverton is a very pretty little place and I think a lot of money has wondered out there. And I guess they invite some of this on themselves by doing a lot of decoration. I had 15 kids at my house in the city. Good thing because I sure didn't have 300 finger lights.

When you paddle (especially in a dry suit) you get warm. When you stop (especially in a occasional light rain) you get cold. So we did some socializing and then it was time to reverse our boat entry process and head back down the river. For the down the river stage we first had to go up the medium strong current through the cut, but after that it was a coast to the cars. Along the way we all fanned out and picked up all of the electric lights and glow-sticks and such that had illuminated our haunted entry. Even that was fun, since it is a little bit of a challenge to snag a light from the shore when you are trying to stay in your boat (in the current).

We want to make this a yearly event. If we get more people, we will need a different destination. Too bad, I really liked that little channel, nestled there between the cliffs and the islands, all alight with pumpkins and christmas lights and glowing ghouls.

PICTURE CREDITS: I took a bunch of pictures from things posted to the Meet-up public site because it is so dang hard to take pictures at night.