The NinesI sort of forgot to take my good camera with me this weekend so I borrowed a lot of pictures from the internet. I have included them as links to the original source. I am hoping that is legal without more in depth attribution.
Some Northwest adventures are going to naturally occur in a more urban setting.
This weekend, for instance, was one that my Kayaking Partner had reserved for a trip into the big city (Portland, sorry Seattle) to spend the night in a posh hotel. We don't usually stay in posh hotels, but we had secured a couple of nights during a money raising auction for a non-profit we like and it has come time to use this one before it expires.
So, on this somewhat rainy weekend we got a drop off in front of The Nines, right in Pioneer Square in downtown Portland.
|The Meyer and Frank Building with Departure on top. Image from Departure web site|
More on the building (yeah, yeah, naked lobby, hold your horses). The whole collection of clubs and posh is built inside of the historic Meyer and Frank building. Meyer and Frank was an established nice department store in the Northwest in the 20th century. Their big store was in downtown Portland. They have this 15 story building with lots of shopping options. Over the years they downsized to the bottom 6 floors. About 5 years ago, they were bought by Macy's. Around the same time, Starwood Hotels began a project to renovate the top 9 floors into The Nines. So now the bottom 6 floors of the building is Macy's and the top 9 floors are the hotel and restaurants.
|Inside the Nines. Up on the 8th Floor|
|Just a little Strange.|
The place is called Departure, It is once more in the Star Trek theme. Perhaps a departure lounge for internstellar flights. You get off the elevator in a sort of connection tunnel. A rounded tube affair that leads you to the ….. loading ramp? Up to the reception desk. When we got there, at 5:00, the place was pretty much empty. We had a reservation for 5:00 (which was the only one we could get). There is a young couple that arrives at the desk just before us and asks for a table. They are told they can be put on the waiting list, the earliest they could be sat is 5:30 but there is no guarantee for a table until 9:30.
We sat in our table out under the glass canopy that gives a big view of the city and surrounds. Not a spectacular view because of the MODA building, which I think would have been hiding Mt. Hood on a clearer day. But still. Up high. Nice lighting. Nice tables. Lots of goodlooking young men and women bringing out food and such. Our waitress (dressed in what may have been a flight attendant's uniform) advised us to order a few things and share them and that the food would come out at different times, as it was ready. She suggested her favorite which was Bibimbap. Seems like servers always have a favorite everything to suggest. This is my favorite: Entre, Dessert, Beer, 52 year old Scotch Whiskey. Whatever. They probably do a lot of tasting, though I have this fantasy that says there is a large sign in the Kitchen that reads “YOUR FAVORITE FOOD TODAY IS BIBIMBAP”.
Bibimbap turns out to be a Korean vegetable and rice dish that is second cooked in a hot rock bowl on your table. It was good. The little beef skewers we had were also very nice. And the garlic scallops were incredible. As we were eating, the place was quickly filling up. A very popular place for young people. In particular, young women. Hmmmm, young and old women. 2 large parties of young oriental women in short black dresses. Don't know what was up with that. One of the women was wearing a brightly colored sash. Like a girl scout merit badge sash only the same color as the couch in our room. Perhaps a birthday?
Speaking of which, our stewardess brought us a free desert for my birthday. She didn't ask, she just brought us her favorite!! Some sort of coconut Ice cream thing. Did you know that many people don't care for coconut? True. Which means, of course, more for me.
After dinner we went exploring a bit. There was this one long corridor with light at the end. The stewardess said it was the roof top bar. Sounds...... dangerous. Walking down the corridor toward the light was also strange, there were these big side rooms every 30 feet or so down the corridor. I turned into the first one only to discover this rather shody looking grey haired guy coming right at me with a surprised look on his face. Oh. It is a mirror. All of them are mirrors. I think I got used to it after the third one. The roof top bar turned out to be a bar. On the roof. The view was from the other side of the building looking back into the prettier part of the city. We could see Pioneer Square down there below. It is just me, or is giving people alcohol whilst they are standing on a roof with a 4 foot glass retaining wall really such a good idea?
|The roof top Bar. This link from Departure web site|
|That Corridor. Link from Departure website|
We stopped into Rocket Fizz. Rocket Fizz is a retro candy and soda store. They have hundreds of different kinds of pop on sale. And none of it is Coke or Pepsi. I usually get a bottle of Ginger Beer (a very gingerly flavor). There are also all of these funny 50's and 60's vintage funny advertisements and signs on the walls. They sure look old (a little rusty). I wonder where they came from. Kayak Partner pulls one off the wall and reads the back. Made in China 2011. Damn.
|Rocket Fizz Advert. Borrowed from the Internets|
On most trips into the City, I would stop at the Church of the Holy Apple to pray to the gods of coolness Instead we got us some ice cream at 31 flavors and then it was time for bed.
Well. Time to go back to our very nice room.
And watch a show.
She has a Amazon Fire Stick. It is a cute little thing that looks like a USB flash drive but plugs into an HDMI port on a TV. It talks to the WIFI and will stream your shows for you. You can use it anywhere, well, anywhere with WIFI. Perfect for a hotel, the Amazon web site says. Turns out it works pretty great as long as you have good enough WIFI internet. Unfortunately, the free WIFI at the Hotel wasn't quite good enough for us to watch our Good Wife episode. Sigh. (Editor's Note, this is the fifth hotel or condo we've tried to use it in, with no success)
So we did some snack research.
Here is our snack tray.
For only $8 you can get not 1 but 2 things of M&Ms !!
Or you can try the Intimacy Kit.
Never seen anything like this before. Erotic Vibrating Ring AND a multi-speed Vibrator.
2 premium condoms.
Personal Lubricant (not that public lubricant you get at most hotels)
Please put your jokes in the comment section and a prize will be given for the best one.
In the morning, we walked a few blocks over to Mother's Bistro for breakfast. Good mirrors. Nice old building. Very wonderful Salmon Hash and Waffle breakfast. Get there early or wait in line out the door.
And so ends our exciting urban adventure. We almost used Uber, but decided to save $15 bucks and take the bus home. But the Uber App looks pretty cool. You can see the Uber cars driving around the city in real time, like Ants in an Ant farm. Oooh, I want that one !!